http://www.houstonpress.com/2007-05-...doug-supernaw/
"In
The Eagle's telling, Supernaw hinted that it began with his birth as the secret love child of
John F. Kennedy and
Marilyn Monroe, and that things started to intensify in 2002, when he was, as he put it, “held hostage in Paris” for two weeks in a top secret “mentally retarded home for terrorists.” Since then, he served as a “test monkey” in an experiment studying the effects of marijuana on baseball players, and was later attacked by two police officers from the town of Montgomery, who wanted to break his arm and thus bring about an end to the 46-year-old's professional pitching career."