[donniej]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of retirees when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which she gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch he asks her: "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth," she replies. "We just love the chocolate coating on them."