Crabstravaganza 2012
C.R.A.B. Masters Elite Series Presents:
Crabstravaganza 2012
"Nations Finest Crabbing Rodeo"
Elora Montie Trailer Park
Grand Chenier, Louisiana
Saturday, June 2nd
[SIZE=3]The crabbing masses they do await[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]On pins and needles and Nonk Chauz artificial crab bait....[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]For wisely woven phrases of inspiration[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]And the latest rules and regulations[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]For the greatest damn crabbin rodeo in this fine nation...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]So alas, it is time for competitors to wait no longer[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]As the cast of characters grows even stronger[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]It is time to defrost the melt and untangle the nets[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]For the smack talk to begin and the wager of side bets[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Because through catchin and cullin and drinking of liquor[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]At Crabstravaganza there can be only one victor[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]So don your best costume and lucky crabbin hat[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Get you a fas crab and practice the dizzy bat[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]And carry yo *** down south quick like a cat!!![/SIZE]
message if you are intrigued....
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