This will piss off.

The other day I was at walmart. Every month we have a family dinner on the third Sunday. Well last month was our turn. All the cousins uncles aunts everyone. So I was at wal marts buying SAMs choice crap cuz I can't hardly afford the good stuff. I'm in line and they got a sow on a motor cart cause she's too lazy to walk. Got her litter runnin around terrorizing the store. Oh yea she's pregnant. Checks out $300 dollars worth of ribeyes and name brand stuff shamelessly swipes the ole Louisiana purchase. And me, the one with the job, buyin discount crap. I just told her "you're welcome" when she walked off. I was so Mad.