Sitting in an airport in Shanghai cruising the SC and here's my favorite:
Boudreaux, Thibodaux, and Aucoin are sitting at the fishin' camp drinking beer and Boudreaux offers:
"Man, whatchall tink is the fastest thing in the world?"
They were all quiet and Boudreaux says:
" I tink it's when you tink. You know, you tink of somtin', and you have a thought. It's like right there. That's got to be the fastest ting in the world."
They all took a swig and shook their heads, yep.
Thibodaux says:
"Man, I think it's when you blink. You know, you blink, you don't even notice it, your eyelids go down, man, that's fast."
They all took a swig and shook their heads, yep, that's fast.
Aucoin burps and says:
"Man, it's when you turn on the light, you know, lectricity. You turn on the light and it's on! What day call dat? Yea, speed of light."
They all took a swig and shook their heads, yep, that's fast.
Boudreaux all of sudden says:
"Nah, I change my answer.
"The fast tink in the world is diarreah."
Thibodaux and Aucoin looked at Boudreaux and bot said "Diarreah?".
Boudreaux said:
"Yea, man, I was sitting in my boxers yesterday watchin Oprah, and man, I felt like I had to a pass a little gas so I leaned over, and man, before I could TINK, BLINK, OR TURN ON THE LIGHT, I sh*t myself!"
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