Here it is . . . the final draft . . .
Rules are as follows provided the BOD accepts.
1. Potlicking is an acceptable way of persuing your prey.
(When you dont know enough to know you dont know enough)
2. If you get " figure 8'ed".....be proud. Its considered an honorable act
on your behalf.
(Its like School learn from it)
3. You cannot have a Trolling Motor.
(Stay home and pond fish)
3. T-Top with 8-10 rocket launchers is a must.
(If you see them coming take two Prozac)
4. Shearwater owners are premium members.
(S stands for STUPID)
5. Must be a resident of Texas...preferably East Texas.
(Did we tell yall that we have no limit on Sheephead: should keep yall Busy)
6. If you have more than 7 teeth, you will be put on the waiting list.
(You probably anchored at the weirs)
7B. If all 7 are Green....your in.
8. Olympic Anchor tossing is prefered method of getting a good set.
(Because your Anchor holds better the more G force you can get out of it)
9. NO artificial Baits PERIOD.
(Because Artificial would result in ZERO)
10. NO 4 stroke OB's. They are way too quiet, plus our members can't afford them.
(because when you dont have a trolling motor or in doubt use big motor)
11. Office Fishermen only Club
(Official Limit Changing Club)
12. No castnetting within 100 ft. from the reef or within 250 ft. of W . . .
(God Gave the corps of Engineers a idea that Weirs were made for castnets USE THEM)
13. NO LYING . . . only W has that privilege . . .
(Best keep secrets on the lake)
14. Figure 8"s will be administered immediately in accordance with the severity of the violation . . . see consequences guidelines . .
(Repeat offenders should never be allowed to fish)
15. Proper display of a "pilgrim" sticker will entitle the displayer a reduction in figure 8's . . .
(CLUB W)
16. Purchases of live bait will be allowed as long as a portion of the price goes to charity . . .
(Your already late for fishing)
17. "Pilgrim" designation has no borders . . . if you, according to W's definition, are a pilgrim . . . you are a pilgrim . . .
(You dont know enough to know you dont know enough)
18. 2 hail mary's when sighting a Haynie . . .
(Because were always catching)
Certifed . . . Book em danno . . .
Thanks again W . . .
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