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Originally Posted by salteredneck
today we salute you mr. One upper, upper guy. Brushing aside the friendly camp fire tales you have become the king dingaling of all that’s known to man (i got a really cool story) if you know nothing about it, your uncles cousins sister knows and that makes you an expert. (on your fathers side) sure being attacked by a bear is crazy but you’ve been attacked while fighting off killer bees in a category 5 hurricane. (it really happened) sooo crack open a bud light mr. Mountain of the mole hill…. Because telling tales isn’t a tall order for you its being tall that’s the tale.
today we salute you mr. Quick draw hoslter wearer. Adding comfort and speed to the equation you uphold the law… and reinforce it in 2.5 seconds (wow what a quickdraw) cracking the case of who stole your snickers isn’t enough… you do it with a bulge in your hip wyatt earp (is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?) casual enough for a family get together and formal enough for your grand mothers funeral....concealing your weapon comes first and your gender preference last (fashion fo pa!) sooo crack open a bud light oh handler of the holster... God knows it doesnt look good on us but it looks good on you and thats all that matters!
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lmao!!!!!!! Just spit tea everywhere!!!