I have a lot PLANNED.
1. Get back in the gym (probably won't happen)
2. Quit being such an A-hole to people (doesn't look promising)
3. Pass the CPA exam (very possible)
4. Change a few more $hitty diapers for the wife (but she's so good at it)
5. Finish all of my projects around the house (then I won't have things to beech about)
All these resolutions are going to make me start smoking and drink more than I already do, so I'll probably stay the same old lazy arsehole that I am