How to Cook Goodyear Tires!!
[SIZE=3]Step 1:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Gather you Black Bellied Tree Ducks(Goodyear Tire), and a few nice and smooth River Stones.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Step 2:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Boil both the “Goodyear Tire” breast and extremely large legs (for a duck anyway), and the River Stones for 8-12 hours.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Step 3:[/SIZE]
After previous mentioned time has elapsed, discard the “Goodyear Tire” breast and legs, and enjoy the tender and lovely tasting River Stones.
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