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Originally Posted by SaltERedneck
"He was hurting nobody. He didn't deserve what he got."
Breaking news from NBC.... This elk matches the description of a perp wanted in montana for questioning regarding a missing picknick basket, several assault charges on other male elks, and several child support cases... it is said that the suspect often would wander into places looking for a female, fight other males for dominance, breed then leave the harem.
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Sounds like the cows qualify for welfare and food stamps. And the calves he produced qualify for social security since their father is dead. Might as well humanize em all the way since we're holding vigils