Good ones on here!
After a night of boozing it up we were arguing about something and she said to me "YOUR A FU*%@NG DUMB@SS!!!! To which my infinate wisdom hollerred back, "you married me, who is the FU(&%NG DUMB@SS Now!
I heard crickets for a week!
In another heated argument she threatened to leave me so "I can go find another girl". I said something to the fact, hell. i'm not getting married again, all i need is a maid and a hooker!
That was a VERY LONG MONTH!!!!! Still love her in our own quirky ways!
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