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Originally Posted by Goooh
Had a very old neighbor a few years back and he had a little garden with a fence around it on our property line. He would come out every day and check the progress by just looking in over the little picket fence.
Well, one year his cucumbers were not growing at all. They looked like little gherkin pickles. He would look at them an just didn't know what the heck went wrong. He told me one afternoon in a disgusted voice, "Mah, what da hell I'ma do wit dem little tings?!".
Me and the BIL took off to wal mart that night and got the biggest cucumbers they had and laid them all over in his little garden... The next mornin I was up and ready, waitin for him to come check his little garden. That 80 year old fella just about fell out when he saw how much his cucumbers grew!!!! I don't know I've ever had a laugh that good since! "Cahm see dis, you ain't gonna believe!!".
Wish I had my gopro then...
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Awesome!! You got some balls toying with an old man's emotions like that. They enjoy that more than Maw Maw does her bingo!! You not careful, you could catch a hoe to the teeth!