LOL I know just how you feel!My wife let the dog out in the back yard the other night and then came runnin in screamin,said there was a bobcat or somethin and Bocephus(bull dog)was after it.I jumped up ran in the back and grabbed the AR b/c it has a light and ran outside.Bocephus is standing at the edge of tha house lookin towards the street barkin like crazy.I make the turn in my boxers with an AR and theres my neighbor standin in tha street with his dog!I felt like an idiot!