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Originally Posted by Uncle Barty
I got on the train one cold winter morning and was immediately hit with one of the foulest smells I've ever smelled. It was a bum, and he just smelled like alcohol and body odor and filth. It was just awful.
He **** his pants on the ride. Really.
It was so bad that a full car completely bailed and ran into adjacent cars at the next stop.
I kind of felt a little weird making out with him at that point, but I'd lost the solitaire game, so I had to own up.
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:*****:Who doesn't cheat at solitaire?
Was his breath at least fresh?