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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN




The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part
of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied:
because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you
and God just take your hands first.'

What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your Feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,
Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other
Night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God!
I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost
her."

The nun had to leave the room.