[shrky57]

Jeffery Rose, a rather innocent young man, is getting married. On the eve of his wedding night, he goes to his mother and asks, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "This shows everyone that your bride is pure."
Thoughtful, Jeffery goes to his father and asks, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
His father looks at Jeffery in surprise -- "All domestic appliances are white!"