[Andy C]

Last Tuesday, President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."



The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one forNancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Excellent trade, sir."