my favorite animal
Our teacher asked what's my favorite animal, and I said, "Fried chicken."*She told me I'm not funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.*
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher is probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
*The next day in class, my teacher asked me what's my favorite live animal. I told herit is chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it is because you can make them into fried chicken.*She sent me back to the principal's office.He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.*
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now....
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