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Originally Posted by swamp snorkler
Get some green alchohol pour 3 bottles in a tub with scalding hot water
1 ounce of garlic juice, drink half pour the other half in the water
1 bottle of victorias secret amber romance into the tub
1/2 a jug of bleach, into the tub.
Get an ice chest, put 12 beers in it and cover it with some inside out frozen in a precooled k2 cooler, set it next to the tub.
Get in the tub and soak in it for 57 minutes, when ever you feel like a beer reach over and get you one.
Dry your self off with dryer sheets and then cover all the bites with some clear nail polish that is on the clearance rack at the 2nd closest Dollar General to you.
Dust your self with sulphur powder and then get your wife to massage you down with some wal-mart brand cortizone.
Hope this helps.
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I do the same with the exception of whiskey instead of beer. Works every time.