Louisiana State Po-lice Investigate Cockfights!.....
Good detective work is a work of art…..
Louisiana State Po-lice had received numerous reports
of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Abbeville
and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from
Thibodeaux to investigate.
Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then
reported to his Commander the next morning.
"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin," he began.
"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.
Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies,
de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins."
Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux,
how did you find all that out in one night?"
"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat
rooster fight in person. And I knowed immedjiately
dat dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered
in the fight."
The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others ?"
Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns
was involved when sum body bet on de duck!"
"Ah, I see, I see....." sighed the Commander. "And how did you
figure the Mafia was involved?"
"De duck won."
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