Sending a romantic text on the phone
An elderly
couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell
phones.
The wife was a
romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon
the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to
send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping,
send me your dream.
If you are
laughing, send me your smile.
If you are
eating, send me a bite.
If you are
drinking, send me a sip.
If you are
crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband
texted back to her:
"I'm on the
toilet.
Please
advise."
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