[Matt G]

Originally Posted by Finfeatherfur

Along the same lines, here is a reader's digest version of my morning today. To top it off, his girlfriend is calling me to arrange his surrender! I find that funny.

Dear Mr. Local POS - I really wasn't sure why you decided to run from me at 1:30 this morning, especially since being in a closed city park is not that big of a deal. But, since you left your driver's license in the vehicle, I learned that you have been very naughty this year and we need to talk about these felony theft warrants! Yeah nobody likes a thief and Santa is watching! Now, I know it was a long run for you, especially after having to go over the 9' fence. Hope you are ok, after all - that 34 degree weather through wet rice fields must have been miserable in tennis shoes. By the way, you may want to get some cash to your girlfriend - her car left on the wrecker and he is charging storage fees besides the tow. One more little thing, sir. You really suck as a drug dealer! When you run from the long arm of the law, rule #1 is to never drop your cell phone - especially when you have all your important transactions in it!!!! Yeah, I think I will get some of that "dro"!!!! We'll see ya' soon - sleep well! Sincerely, every man and woman of my department!!!!

. Don't you love when stupid people make your life so much easier.