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Old 05-14-2014, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by BuckingFastard View Post
i think you forgot about the 4th amendment.
I'm glad someone caught that. If random stops (and searches) are necessary to protect the fisheries resources, what other areas of law enforcement also necessitates random stops (and searches) without a warrant or probable cause?

Drug enforcement? (Excuse me sir, since you have nothing to hide, you wouldn't mind a quick search of your vehicle and pockets, would you?)

Weapons enforcement? (Just a quick check of your home and gunsafe for any unregistered Class III weapons.)

Obamacare enforcement? (Just show us the documentation of your approved health care coverage and we'll be on our way.)

Tax law enforcement? (Just a quick inventory of all your possessions to ensure your lifestyle is consistent with your declared income.)

Child protection enforcement? (Just a quick interview and check of your children's backsides to be sure you are not spanking, er abusing, them.)

Porn enforcement? (Just a quick download of all your computer files to make sure there's no kiddie porn on your computer. Nothing to hide right?)

Environmental enforcement? (Just a quick check on your septic system and some chemical samples from your lawn to make sure there is no toxic runoff and that your use of pesticides conforms with federal law.)

DUI enforcement? (Just pee in the cup and allow us to take a hair sample to see if you've been driving under the influence of THC.)
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