[bay_slayer]

Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Louisiana, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death.

The coroner points to the first dead man. This is CatDaddy, he says. He died after winning $23 million on the state lottery.

He then moves onto the second smiling corpse. This is W, the coroner says with a grin. He died having oral sex with RR.

Finally he moves onto the last smiling corpse. This is Jordan, says the coroner. He died after being struck by lightning.Well, asks the detective. Why in the hell was he smiling? Oh, says the coroner. He thought he was having his picture taken.