[davethefish1]

Four
Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having
coffee.


The
first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,
when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your
Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is
a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your
Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My
son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman
was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a
daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" stomach and 34"
hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."