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Originally Posted by redchaserron

Here's your script to get a response "I'd like to report a dead animal in my yard, not sure what it is, but based on the pile of fur, I think it may be a bear. It must have been poisoned because birds that feed near it are dying, I think they are whooping cranes, one of them ate off the dead animal then died in mid air, fell on a sea turtle and killed it".

Pretty funny.