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Old 06-16-2015, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Shug View Post
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher
the proper response would have ben "DO you wanna be?"
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