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boys first condom

not sure if this is too graphic to be g rated, but its funny enough to take a chance.

[SIZE=4]I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
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There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the
Counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
Slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make
Sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still
Looked confused. So she looked all around the store
To see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
Unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
Her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
Asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
Was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
Removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
Come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
Unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you
Put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

And to think all I wanted was a good water ballon

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Havoc (Post 85435)

beautiful woman assistant behind the
Counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
Unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked
Her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She
Asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
Was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
Removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
Come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

:eek: :withstupid:

:D Man I miss the good ole days to be " young and dumb and full of ....":cry:

Cracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cracker (Post 85541)

:D Man I miss the good ole days to be " young and dumb and full of ....":cry:

Cracker

chum ???:*****:

Hey Chris: "W" iz goin 2 b mad @ U 4 tellin abowt da 1st time he had sex with a woman. :*****::rotfl::*****::rotfl::*****::rotfl: