One time when I was kid I was squirrel hunting and nature called, as swamp critter put it. I naturally had no toilet paper so I tore the bottom 3 inches off my shirt to clean up with. Well the bottom 3 wasn't enough so I had to go higher to finish up. Needless to say when I got back to the camp and my dad and others say me I looked like one of the village people with my half shirt on and shat eating grin on my face.
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