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Old 01-08-2010, 03:39 PM
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Default Two Wood******s

A Mexican wood****** and a Canadian wood******
were in Mexico arguing about which country had
the toughest trees.


The Mexican wood****** claimed Mexico
had a tree that no wood****** could peck.

The Canadian wood****** accepted his challenge and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Mexican wood****** was amazed.

The Canadian wood****** then challenged the Mexican
wood****** to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely
'impeccable' (a term frequently used by wood******s).

The Mexican wood****** expressed confidence that
he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican
wood****** successfully pecked the so-called
'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both wood******s were now terribly confused. How is it
that the Canadian wood****** was able to peck the Mexican tree,
and the Mexican wood****** was able to peck the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much wood****** pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said your ****** gets harder when you're away from home.
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