Sucks to get old

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An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes ...me a wonderful breakfast, and we have sex and fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we have sex and fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we have sex and relax more and enjoy ourselves."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"