Missing Person (Sulphite)

[BA1125]

Guys I'm in need of your help.

It seems our dear friend/moderator/forum companion has come up missing in Sulphur area. He fails to answer text messages and phone calls. He can be seen frequenting Taco Bell after a late night of drinking. During daylight hours he has been seen at Cicle K bumming cigarettes from patrons. Usually every Monday his right next to the stage at Plantation for "Midget Monday", featuring Bridget the midget.

FYI:
He has been mistaken for big foot before while hunting in the piney woods. Don't be alarmed. It's just sulphite!

Sulphite is:
about 6'-1"/6'-2"
Athletic build
Dark hair
Osama Bin Laden Beard
Black F-150 (probably missing a mirror due to a neighborhood mailbox)
Usually wears wranglers
Can be seen smoking virgina slims

If any of you happen to see him please send me a private message with his whereabouts!!!

Thanks,
Brad