Hunting Stories

[Swamp Critter]

Hey guys, let's have a little fun here. I'd like to read some of your favorite hunting stories. Whether they're funny, spooky (admit it, we all get spooked in the woods sometimes), true, partly true, or pure BS, if it's a good story, let's have it! I'll start. A friend of mine told me one a few years ago about a deer hunting trip he'd been on. They were done with the morning hunt, y'all know how it goes, all the guys were standing around by their trucks talking about what they'd seen or not seen and shooting the breeze for a while. One guy excused himself from the group to answer a nature call. He returns a few minutes later and rejoins the conversation. It was cold, and he had insulated overalls with a hood. He put the hood on his head, and two big TURDS rolled out of the hood, off his head, down his chest and hit the ground!! Naturally, everybody went nuts laughing! I wish I could have been there. That poor guy just crapped in his own hood and didn't know it! He may have been able to get away with it just walking out the woods, but he had to wait until he's in the midst of everybody to put his hood on. That's funny!