Me and w at the camp

[swamp snorkler]

Did I tell you about the time I went to "W's" fishing camp?

We were all sitting round drinking when everyone decides they want to go to bed, W looks at me and says "man, I ain't ready to go to bed you want to go out drinking by the Bar"? I said, "yeah we can do that".... so we go out drinking and head back to the camp only to find that they only had one bed left, a king size.... He turns to me and says," well I know you married and you not gay, and I'm married, I'm not gay, you want to "share that bed".

I said, "yeah "W' that ain't no problem but no funny stuff."

So we jump in the bed about midnight, and around 5 he wakes up and says "man I need to get home and show my wife this I got the biggest fattest woody I ever had in my life!!!!"

So I say "W you want me to go with you"? and he says "NO, why?"

I said "BECAUSE THAT'S MY WOODY YOU HOLDING!!!"