Two Trees

[MossLake]

Two Trees and a Wood******

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a wood****** lands on the
sapling.

The birch says, 'Wood******, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The wood****** takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best little
piece of ash I have ever poked my ****** into.'

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Lol!!!!!!!! That's a good one

[longcast]

Lmao.