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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Have you ever got this drunk?
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Me and him are going fishing in the morning...
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That's some funny stuff.
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that's drunk
I have probably been that drunk and just don't remember.
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think there was a bit more than booze that caused that...funny as hell though...dude held the bowl in the air, never dropped it!!
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LMAO........I know people that try to get like that on purpose
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Ray...... I'm working tomorrow... We aint going fishing. Lmao !!
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That was funny.
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Makes you think back when you were younger for Mardi Gras walking around and couldnt get focused on anything. Well it did for me anyway. lol
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been like that many a time
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hell yeah! why u think i dont drink anymore!! i didnt know people put beer in the fridge i thought the case just sat on the ground next to you on the couch so you didnt have to get up every 5 min.!!
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I second that...too many days like that is why i quit drinking....i guarantee he was more than just drunk
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oh yeah that's after about a handful of xanax and a glass of crown, lol
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Wow!!! I think I may have been close to that a few times....but I think he may have had a little more than just beer
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bosshog i think you seen me like that at the deer camp before!
i remember one time i was stumbling all on the truck scratching it with my flashlight!! had a ton of deer sausage and wild turkey, NOT A GOOD MIX |
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LMAO!!! makes you think back to some of the stuff we use to do
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i never have liked deer sausage as much after that time
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The guy reminds me of Weekend at Bernies!!
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The cops are the experts on the current criminal trends. If they have determined that a “high capacity” semiautomatic pistol and a .223 semiautomatic rifle with 30-round magazines are the best firearms for them to use to protect people like me and my family, they are obviously the best things for us to use to protect ourselves and our families . |
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