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Old 10-18-2012, 09:44 AM
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Default Lowe's Scam

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to
you or your friends

Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Lowe's. You agree and they get in the
back seat. On the way, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, and very
likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.
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Old 10-18-2012, 09:47 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:12 AM
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LMAO!!!
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:31 PM
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LMAO!! I like that one
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Old 10-20-2012, 02:59 PM
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Wow good one!!! I actually forgot for a minute that I was in the joke forum and thought it was serious till I got about half way through
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:53 PM
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Thanks for the heads up! I'll really keep my eyes pealed!!
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Old 10-25-2012, 12:29 PM
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Which lowes was this!
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