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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Lowe's Scam
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. |
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LOL!!!!!!!!
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LMAO!!!
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LMAO!! I like that one
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Wow good one!!! I actually forgot for a minute that I was in the joke forum and thought it was serious till I got about half way through
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Thanks for the heads up! I'll really keep my eyes pealed!!
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Which lowes was this!
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