Bubba and Cooter's Pick-Up Lines

[longsidelandry]

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out .

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

[QUACKHEAD]

Damn, coke and dorito's all over my keyboard. It was funny till I made it look like a war zone on my keyboard. Yea it was the red hot ones chewed down abit. Damn near choked to death spraying em out.

[Hopper]

Originally Posted by QUACKHEAD

Damn, coke and dorito's all over my keyboard. It was funny till I made it look like a war zone on my keyboard. Yea it was the red hot ones chewed down abit. Damn near choked to death spraying em out.

lol dang dude it was that funny??

[Dink]

I got one fer ya.........

Hey Baby.....It ain't thick, but it's short!!!

[fun w son]

REMEMBER!
It's not the lenght it's the roundth!!!

[LPfishnTIM]

I got one it might be small, but I drive it in like a singer sower machine!

[southern151]

Honey, you look better than a new set of muddin' tars!

[swamp snorkler]

your daddy a farmer, cuz you sure do have a nice onion patch