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Old 06-02-2010, 08:12 PM
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Grandparents are going to get an earful tomorrow by my wife. We never curse infront of the kids as they are at the age they repeat everything and can hear a mile away. Well, I yell at my 3 yr old and joke saying I am going to take off my belt and the little terd laughs and says he is going to take off his belt and beat my a$$!!! i almost spit coffee on the laptop and then looked for my wife as I was afraid of her shoe flying my way! He does not know what he is saying but I know he never heard it from us! Boy o boy.
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:19 PM
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Lol...watch em he might bust em
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:29 PM
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That's awesome
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:31 PM
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I had to hold everything back from laughing as I know he will just keep saying it if he thinks its funny! Had to turn my head.
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:32 PM
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aw heck hes behind the game, When I was 3 I knelt down beside my dad who was working on the tiller. When he couldnt get it goin, I looked at it and said "that mutha ******".

My dad was waiting on the shoe too
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:34 PM
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*****...I was 4, fell down our stars head first (My house is 10 ft up)

I said,"Mutha Trucka, them POS stairs!".....except my mom was right behind me...it went south from there...
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:35 PM
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aw heck hes behind the game, When I was 3 I knelt down beside my dad who was working on the tiller. When he couldnt get it goin, I looked at it and said "that mutha ******".

My dad was waiting on the shoe too
hahaha I bet! Thats one thing I realized marrying a Cuban woman. When they get mad RUN!!!!!
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:38 PM
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I have had a crappy day.this post just put a big smile on my face.thanks for the post.that's awsome. Ohh I mean dang grandparents.
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Old 06-05-2010, 06:53 AM
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Oh yeah he is a terror but my best friend. He is a boob and butt man like his daddy and everytime we drive by hooters he says he is starving! I do not know who gets me in more trouble him or myself. His birthday is Tuesday and he wants another fishing pole. Not a toy or anything but a fishing pole because he wants to catch redfish with daddy. Yes indeed!
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Old 06-05-2010, 09:47 AM
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Oh yeah he is a terror but my best friend. He is a boob and butt man like his daddy and everytime we drive by hooters he says he is starving! I do not know who gets me in more trouble him or myself. His birthday is Tuesday and he wants another fishing pole. Not a toy or anything but a fishing pole because he wants to catch redfish with daddy. Yes indeed!
Hey B,
Ya know ya got to take that boy to hooters for his birthday and let one of the girls give him a rod (and reel).
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Old 06-05-2010, 10:26 AM
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Wait till he gets to school, that is where they truly learn to curse, but most are smart enough not to curse in front of mom and dad until they are 13 or so.
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Old 06-05-2010, 03:59 PM
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Mine learned to drink and cuss at the camp. Aint that right Garfish???
he just had one rule to remember, What goes on at the camp stays at the camp.
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Old 06-05-2010, 04:06 PM
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Default funniest thing my kid ever told me

Me and my 4 year old were at a local restaurant and he had to do the number 2. So I'm in the stall with him trying to hurry him along, I Said "come on Poodie (his nick name) hurry up our food is going to be coming any minute" He said "daddy I'm trying, I feel my stomach moving, I think they putting on there bathing suits to go for a swim.
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Old 06-05-2010, 04:27 PM
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We are staying at inlaws right now as we had to get plumbing redone due to sewer backing through the house, fun. Well, I dont see him for about 5min and he walks up and says " daddy, go look in the bathroom and hauled butt" I knew right there its an oh ***** moment. I need to put the picture up but every bit of toilet paper everywhere and half his toys in the toilet. I pulled out a superman, under wear, shorts, about 10 hotwheels and I cant tell ya how many legos. Everytime I thought I was done and flush I would have to plunge again to find another toy. Atleast it was at my inlaws!
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Old 06-05-2010, 06:46 PM
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I don't remember it. I was only about 4 years old, but as told by my mother . . . . one day I came home from the neighbor kids' house rhyming. My friend's older brothers had been teaching us how to rhyme and I couldn't wait to show my mom. I walked in the door rhyming. "Truck - *^$#, Pit - ^&&$" I danced into the kitchen continuing on. The Palmolive was already in Mom's hand when I danced in. Of course she felt bad once the deed was done because I had no idea what I was saying. I still don't cuss in front of my mom.
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Old 06-05-2010, 07:02 PM
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This doesn't have to do with cussing, but when my stepson was about 4, I gave him a dirty sanchez. BAD MISTAKE. Not only was momma pissed, but he got his daddy with it, almost got maw maw. He hated it when I did it to him, but for some reason, he couldn't wait to do it to other people. Took us about 2 months to get him to stop. I'm such a bad influence.
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Old 06-05-2010, 10:30 PM
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