I just got off the phone trying to reach a land owner for an adjacent property at the new shop. His wife answered the phone. When I asked to speak with him she said he was busy but what was I calling about. I told her and she said, "Oh hold on." She came back to the phone and said, "you'll need to call back in 15-20 minutes. He's just gettin started in the bathroom and after all these years, it still takes him forever in there!"


I can't wait to get old and have my wife tell all the good stuff I have going on and where!


Bad part is, now, I have to call him back and try to keep from busting out laughing when I get him on the phone!
Made my day!