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I was eating lunch with my 10 year old son at school when I asked him, "Did[/SIZE][SIZE=4]you know that President's Day is tomorrow?" He nodded. So I asked "Do you know what that means?" I was waiting for something "profound", since who knows what they teach them thesedays, as most civics subjects have been deemed "old fashioned", "politically[/SIZE][SIZE=4]incorrect", and "non-inclusive" in most school districts. He said, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he[/SIZE][SIZE=4]sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I was so proud[/SIZE][SIZE=4],I almost snorted out my iced tea!![/SIZE] |
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*****. That's awesome.
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Hahahaha!!
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HA! Glad I don't work for him.
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LMAO!!!!!
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