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Old 05-11-2011, 03:35 PM
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Default Bin Laden and his 1st Virgin from Allah
Bin Laden has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised...
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:37 PM
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phew, dat looks like ma fran Anita Balsak, she so sexy
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:29 PM
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Glad that picture didn't show her totally naked. I would have to go see an eye doctor ASAP.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:32 PM
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I would say something about someone, but I don't want to get my butt kicked by W.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:34 PM
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Nom nom nom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:47 AM
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I'd hit it! Lol!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:24 AM
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DINK!, What you doin under dat PHAT girl???
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:44 AM
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thats Bruce with a HOG
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:04 AM
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thats Bruce with a HOG
Pig sticker. Lol
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:52 AM
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you'd have to take 5 lbs of flour to find the wet spot on that beast.......

that'd have this place smelling like yeast rolls up in this beast !!
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you'd have to take 5 lbs of flour to find the wet spot on that beast.......

that'd have this place smelling like yeast rolls up in this beast !!
after you part her Va JJ with the jaws of life. gag
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Old 05-12-2011, 04:21 PM
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after you part her Va JJ with the jaws of life. gag
i just puked.. mental image
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Thats what Fool's first time is gonna look like!
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Thats what Fool's first time is gonna look like!
LMAO. GOOD ONE.
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Default This was his second virgin...
But, Allah didn't know about a Big Lake hero referred to as "W"!!!

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Sorry to tell you Mr. bin Laden, number isn't as pure as you may think!
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:54 PM
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Get the lacrosses
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slap it and ride the wave in!!!!!!!!!
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