Hope this doesnt offend anyone from FL!

[evidrine]

My wife was telling me about a news report she saw last night about a group of people somewhere in Florida throwing a party over the weekend when the neighbors started complaining about how everyone of the adults there were getting themselves waisted while no one was looking after the children that were there. While in a heated argument with someone at the fence he all of a sudden got bitten by someone at the party so he called the police. Well no one was arrested because the couldn't determine which one bit the guy. However, the police ended up back at the house and arrested the woman who lived there. Turns out the was the only person who attended the party that had enough teeth in her mouth to leave a good bite mark!!! LMAO!!!! Reminds me of deliverance without the banjo!!

[LPfishnTIM]

hah! Dang! musta been a swamp party!

[wtretrievers]

Sounds more like a party in Livingston parish!!!!! Sorry LPfishnTIM!
btw....they say Livingston parish was where the "tooth brush" was invented.....if it was anywhere else it would have been called a TEETH BRUSH!!!!!!

[duckman444]

Hey hey. Easy on the Livingston parish

[LPfishnTIM]

hey if you really ever want to see how people are from livingston parish, spend a day in the walker walmart and good luck finding intelligence! I'm joking but not really! Walker and Denham spring aren't that bad but any further east people start getting a little more strange and the banjo music gets louder and the garbage starts to stink more too!

[LPfishnTIM]

I was at a party the other night (in Albany) and a pretty blonde headed girl (with all her teeth) told me when she gets drunk she starts to strip, at that moment 3 other guys heard and passed her a beer!

[evis102]

It was prolly old people throwing down. Lots of retired people live in Fl.