From a friend of mine . . .

[PReaux]

While in Dallas I stopped by the Toyota Dealership for a look at the new Tundra . Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...

The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Sooner truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Sooner truck.

I explained that if it were a Longhorn truck, the seats would blow smoke up your arse year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership........arse hole had no sense of humor.