Blonde finally wins!

[evidrine]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands
it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with
his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word the blonde shrugs, reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

[SaltERedneck]

dude you gotta take out the symbols or repaste it.... cant read at all

[evidrine]

Originally Posted by SaltERedneck

dude you gotta take out the symbols or repaste it.... cant read at all

Yea I know. I wish there was a way to do that before you post it.

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Lol!!!!!!!! Another good one

[SaltERedneck]

good stuff!

[bjhooper82]

LOL good stuff

[Lake Chuck Duck]

Originally Posted by evidrine

Yea I know. I wish there was a way to do that before you post it.

there is a "preview post" button next to the submit button that allows you to see how it will look when posted. You can edit the post this way. Otherwise.....good joke!

[evidrine]

Originally Posted by Lake Chuck Duck

there is a "preview post" button next to the submit button that allows you to see how it will look when posted. You can edit the post this way. Otherwise.....good joke!

Ahh, I should pay more attention then! thanks