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03-03-2010, 05:38 PM
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Maxine
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: Illegal immigration, Hurricane recovery, Alligators attacking people in Florida ..... Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes ? Think about these: 1. Cows 2.The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment. 
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03-03-2010, 05:41 PM
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yep that about sums it up
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03-03-2010, 05:59 PM
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Pretty much dead on with that one...
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03-03-2010, 06:52 PM
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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and may have an identity crises, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all. Barack drank the concoction and replied, "That tasted like bull ****!" The doctor replied, "It was. You were a quart low."[SIZE=4] [/SIZE]
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