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Old 03-22-2010, 11:29 PM
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the
door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't
get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there
so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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Old 03-22-2010, 11:37 PM
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but funny at the same time
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Old 03-24-2010, 04:10 PM
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hahahahahah!!!! gotta use some starch too!!!
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Old 03-24-2010, 05:12 PM
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lmao dat aint right!
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