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Old 04-20-2011, 08:00 AM
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Default President Boudreaux

[SIZE=2]:[/SIZE][SIZE=2] President Boudreaux...[/SIZE]


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[SIZE=3]The year is 2016 and the [/SIZE]United States has just elected the first woman, a LouisianaStateUniversity graduate, as President of the United States, Susan Boudreaux.



[SIZE=3]A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?' [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]'I don thik so. Dats a 30 hour drive, your mamma isn't so young as she used to be, and my arthritis is actin up.' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]'I don know. Everbody gonna be so fancy. Whats yo momma gonna wear?' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Oh Dad, replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in [/SIZE]New York .'
[SIZE=3]'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat dat rich food you and yo friends eat.' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in [/SIZE]New York, I'll ensure your meals are salt free Dad, I really want you to come.
[SIZE=3]So Dad reluctantly agrees and on [/SIZE]January 20, 2017, Susan Boudreaux is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see dat woman over dare wid her hand on da Bible, becoming President of dis United States.
[SIZE=3]The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Dad says proudly, [/SIZE]'Her brodda played football at LSU.
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