Political Humor

[iron man]

One day, a Catholic priest, Al Gore, of course the pilot, and a boy scout were on a plane. A little while into their flight, the pilot came to the back and said, "Look I got some bad news, we're going down. And worse I only got 3 parachutes. But since I'm the pilot and I'm important, I'm taking one and jumping", so he took one and jumped. Al Gore said, "Well I'm the world's smartest man, I'm very important, so he jumped too." The priest looked at the boy scout and said, "Son, I've devoted my life to the Lord and served him well, I'm about ready to meet him, so you take the last parachute and don't worry about me." The boy scout looked up at the priest and said, "Don't worry Padre, we can both jump, the 'world's smartest man' just took off with my knapsack."