Still hot after 50 years

[eman]

A couple had

been married for 50 years.

They were

sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife

says,

'Just think,

fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast

table together.'

'I know,' the

old man said.

'We were

probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years

ago.'

'Well,' Granny

snickered. 'Let's relive some old

times.'

Where upon, the

two stripped to the buff and sat down at the

table.

'You know,

honey,' the little old lady breathlessly

replied,

'My nipples are

as hot for you today as they were fifty years

ago.'

'I wouldn't be

surprised,' replied Gramps.

'One's in your

coffee and the other is in your

oatmeal